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So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
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In my doctor's waiting room, I explained to a WWII veteran what a Twitter follower count is. I think he regrets winning the war now.
In my doctor's waiting room, I explained to a WWII veteran what a Twitter follower count is. I think he regrets winning the war now.
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Next time, let's just hold the Olympics online.
Next time, let's just hold the Olympics online.
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I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war.
I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war.
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I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff.
I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff.
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Lack of apocalypse means I am glad to be alive but kind of bummed that some of you didn't die. Can't have everything I guess.
Lack of apocalypse means I am glad to be alive but kind of bummed that some of you didn't die. Can't have everything I guess.