Aug 26 2014 Reply Favorite Retweet @burnie So far, I am 100% at believing what happened next on Facebook links.
Jul 31 2014 Reply Favorite Retweet @burnie In my doctor's waiting room, I explained to a WWII veteran what a Twitter follower count is. I think he regrets winning the war now.
Feb 6 2014 Reply Favorite Retweet @burnie Next time, let's just hold the Olympics online. Part of a collection
Feb 8 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @burnie I might be overreacting, but being forced to scroll past other countries in a drop down menu makes me want to start a world war.
Feb 8 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @burnie I just ordered a party hat for a cat over the Internet while flying on a plane at 35,000 feet. We should really stop inventing stuff.
Dec 21 Reply Favorite Retweet @burnie Lack of apocalypse means I am glad to be alive but kind of bummed that some of you didn't die. Can't have everything I guess. Part of a collection