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Jul 15 2010 Retweet
Tiger is wearing a summery pink top with black trousers during his opening round at The Open. He's so getting laid tonight
Jul 14 2010 Retweet
A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man
May 15 2010 Retweet
Apparently, the correct reply to "Where've you been it's 3am, you're drunk & have lipstick on your collar" is not "You're next, fatty!"