Tweets by @clarkekant added on Fun Tweets.

Apr 25 2013 Retweet
Just bought some local farm-fresh free-range artisanal organic grass-fed hormone-free something or other that makes me better than you.
Dec 14 Retweet
I miss my dog so much since he died, I just paid a homeless guy to come over and take a shit on my kitchen floor and then eat it.
Oct 15 Retweet
I don't really suffer from insomnia. It's more of an all-night panic attack about everything that has and hasn't yet occurred in my life.