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*Afroman voice* I messed up my entire life, cuz I'm online...

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2040: Democrat Crispin Pleat concedes to Thrax the Flesh-Easter after a tough campaign for War-God of the Eastern Wastes.

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Hmm. Every fortune cookie I've opened in the past six months says "you will die screaming." Weird.

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A nation that looks at a quivering tower of gray Arby's meat product and thinks "this is healthy" cuz there's no bun is capable of anything.

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MUST WATCH heartwarming video! Limbless man rents himself as talking door stop for rich people to afford daughter's seizure medication.

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It would be funny if, with everyone freaking out about global warming we ended up dying in a good old 60s throwback nuclear war with Russia.