Mar 12 Retweet @dosesofneurosis Sometimes it’s too hard to hate everyone all at once, so I hate people in shifts.
Feb 19 Retweet @dosesofneurosis Son just threatened to poke me in the 'belly butthole". Pretty sure he meant belly button, but I'm on guard just in case.
Feb 14 Retweet @dosesofneurosis Carefully carving my pills into little heart shapes because I’m festive as fuck. Part of a collection