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Dec 20 Reply Favorite Retweet
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pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me
Dec 20 Reply Favorite Retweet
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did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers
Dec 11 Reply Favorite Retweet
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i take my gf on a balloon ride to propose. a field of wild flowers spells Women Are Crooks. "oops sorry." i apologize. "that ones for my dad
Sep 5 Reply Favorite Retweet
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as punishment, the townspeople force me to wear a prominent, scarlet letter "A", which stands for "a big piece of shit who loves crime"
Sep 4 Reply Favorite Retweet
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GM developing car seats which detect how wet your ass is and post the data onto your facebook page, for fun?? fuck eveory thing about this .
Jun 23 Reply Favorite Retweet
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the blue thumnbtacks on this map indicate concentrations of high 月(luna) energy, the red ones are all the panera breads ive been banned from
Jun 22 Reply Favorite Retweet
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well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling "fuck u