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Dec 16 Reply Favorite Retweet
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combine the name of the first enemy you ever had and the name of the last thing you ate out of a microwave to get your Horrible Asshole Name
Sep 16 Reply Favorite Retweet
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children crying as stepdad attempts to overturn custom t-shirt mall kiosk that accidentally typed “#2 dad” on his photo, stepdad also crying
Feb 17 Reply Favorite Retweet
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it would be pretty badass if people never stopped growing and old people were like 30 feet tall. anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk