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Dec 16 Reply Favorite Retweet
combine the name of the first enemy you ever had and the name of the last thing you ate out of a microwave to get your Horrible Asshole Name
Sep 16 Reply Favorite Retweet
children crying as stepdad attempts to overturn custom t-shirt mall kiosk that accidentally typed “#2 dad” on his photo, stepdad also crying
Feb 17 Reply Favorite Retweet
it would be pretty badass if people never stopped growing and old people were like 30 feet tall. anyway thanks for coming to my TED talk