@inmynewskin
A fish angrily clutches an umbrella, furious he's still getting wet

@inmynewskin
Sext: You are a butterfly. I am a caterpillar. Surprise twist, I am Chris Hansen in a caterpillar suit. You are under arrest.

@inmynewskin
Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all.

@inmynewskin
We built this city on rock n roll, bits of hair, couple of pieces of carpet we found. It's a horrible place to live honestly.

@inmynewskin
Kinda bored. Might shake things up by believing in Santa again.

@inmynewskin
People play air guitar and don’t get in trouble so I don't see why I was arrested for wearing air pants.