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People say committees don’t work but that’s bc they haven’t seen a group of women gather to help one person draft & send a risky text

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i want to check on my extroverted friends but i'm afraid they will want to talk to me

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someone explaining a new board game: it’s easy. you play blue cards unless it's round 5 then move 3 squares but back 2 if it's friday. your opponent is a big harp, unless you say "dolp!" then it's a big leaf. roll 6 dice, take the cube root—PLEASE wait till the end for questions

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There’s always ONE crazy one in the bunch!!! (This tweet is about stovetop burners)

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Imagine getting murdered and u go to heaven and god is like “they turned ur gruesome death story into a podcast lol”

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"ah, the joy of meal-prepping!" - me, as i wrap up what's left of my burrito to eat later