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How am I supposed to concentrate when I do not wish to and there are no immediate rewards
How am I supposed to concentrate when I do not wish to and there are no immediate rewards
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A good prank if you're in line behind a baby at Starbucks and the mother isn't paying attention is to give the baby a thousand dollars
A good prank if you're in line behind a baby at Starbucks and the mother isn't paying attention is to give the baby a thousand dollars
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Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
Remember when the scariest thing we had to deal with was computers forgetting what year it was
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What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless people having cellphones have to get a job and an apartment without one.
What about a reality show where people who complain about homeless people having cellphones have to get a job and an apartment without one.
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Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before.
Pulitzer Prize-winner Lois Lane, I want you to meet your new reporting partner, this mysterious stranger who has never held a job before.
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Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies
Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies