@kolchak
Beneath that furry exterior your cat has at least 6 neck tattoos.

@kolchak
RT @Blackberry: Did you know that we have a calculator app?

@kolchak
Abortions occur when the Stork is flying over a ravine, gets tired of carrying things and says "Fuck this."

@kolchak
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes?

@kolchak
"Holy fuck we eat a lot of rice," - ancient Chinese proverb.

@kolchak
There is a time and a place for accosting people with baguettes (2 p.m., Whole Foods).