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I'm kind of jealous they make cat trees but not human trees. Let me climb into a little hut near my ceiling.
I'm kind of jealous they make cat trees but not human trees. Let me climb into a little hut near my ceiling.
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I want to earn my money the old fashioned way, by living in silicon valley in 2016 and saying the phrase "it's Uber but for-"
I want to earn my money the old fashioned way, by living in silicon valley in 2016 and saying the phrase "it's Uber but for-"
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Got the vaccine and I can't stop connecting to my phone's bluetooth
Got the vaccine and I can't stop connecting to my phone's bluetooth
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Writing a resume is hard when you're average. You just start listing all the bad things you didn't do. "Has never stolen a seafaring vessel." It's like when a bottle of water is like "gluten free" bc what else are you going to say about it, it's water
Writing a resume is hard when you're average. You just start listing all the bad things you didn't do. "Has never stolen a seafaring vessel." It's like when a bottle of water is like "gluten free" bc what else are you going to say about it, it's water
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Legally changing my name to How To Tie a Tie so it's nearly impossible for my employers to google me
Legally changing my name to How To Tie a Tie so it's nearly impossible for my employers to google me
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KITCHEN TIP: To quickly slice a banana, push it through the strings of an acoustic guitar, and collect the pieces from the built-in banana receptacle.
KITCHEN TIP: To quickly slice a banana, push it through the strings of an acoustic guitar, and collect the pieces from the built-in banana receptacle.