Tweets by @ronnui_ added on Fun Tweets.


Nov 10 2021 Retweet
@ronnui_
A haunted house but for awkward interactions. Someone pops out at you and you're like "nice to meet you" and they're like "haha actually we've already met"
Jul 27 2021 Retweet
@ronnui_
I'm kind of jealous they make cat trees but not human trees. Let me climb into a little hut near my ceiling.
Jul 12 2021 Retweet
@ronnui_
I want to earn my money the old fashioned way, by living in silicon valley in 2016 and saying the phrase "it's Uber but for-"
Dec 23 2020 Retweet
@ronnui_
Writing a resume is hard when you're average. You just start listing all the bad things you didn't do. "Has never stolen a seafaring vessel." It's like when a bottle of water is like "gluten free" bc what else are you going to say about it, it's water