Tweets by @ronnui_ added on Fun Tweets.


Jul 27 2021 Retweet
@ronnui_
I'm kind of jealous they make cat trees but not human trees. Let me climb into a little hut near my ceiling.
Jul 12 2021 Retweet
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I want to earn my money the old fashioned way, by living in silicon valley in 2016 and saying the phrase "it's Uber but for-"
Dec 23 2020 Retweet
@ronnui_
Writing a resume is hard when you're average. You just start listing all the bad things you didn't do. "Has never stolen a seafaring vessel." It's like when a bottle of water is like "gluten free" bc what else are you going to say about it, it's water
Oct 22 2020 Retweet
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KITCHEN TIP: To quickly slice a banana, push it through the strings of an acoustic guitar, and collect the pieces from the built-in banana receptacle.
Oct 7 2020 Retweet
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Computers are easy to explain- they are just like the body. Let's start with the processor, that's like the brain. The RAM, this I guess is also like the brain. Now the hard drive, this too is the brain. The video card is more brain. The motherboard, you guessed it- the taint
Aug 18 2020 Retweet
@ronnui_
Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"