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“There are plenty more fish in the sea.” – Terrible way to console a recently-dumped environmentalist who knows overfishing means otherwise.

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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest and disingenuous.

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Give a man some punch and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to punch and he'll smash your face in for using this joke format again.

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Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight.

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The tragedy of Jack & Jill is they went *up* the hill to get water. You get water from the *bottom* of a hill. Stupidity killed them.

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I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money.