@video_jame
why the fuck can't we just spell it wensday

@video_jame
"i will not be manipulated in my own fucking house" i shout as i reach for my cat's treats again

@video_jame
it's my dream interview at nasa. "how are ur programming skills" they ask. "out of this world" i nervously joke. the walls shake. the interviewer starts convulsing. several engineers run in and write math on me with sharpies. i begin to levitate