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May 19 Retweet
@GuyEndoreKaiser
If Charmin had any idea where I was sticking their toilet paper, I doubt they’d spend so much time on the pretty little designs.
Feb 6 Retweet
@GuyEndoreKaiser
Tough Monday, guys. Had to fire Guadalupe for putting two left-footed socks together. Heavy heart because she basically raised me.