@JRehling
The thing we should all be most thankful for is that we weren't born as Native Americans in Massachusetts in the 1600s. Happy Thanksgiving.

@JRehling
You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history.

@JRehling
When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries.

@JRehling
Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish.

@JRehling
I put my middle finger up as soon as I start driving, and if another driver does something really good, I take it down for a second.

@JRehling
Monotony is my favorite bored game.