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Lance Armstrong got emotional during his Oprah interview, but numerous sources are reporting that he used performance enhancing onions.

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Did anyone else see that episode of Scooby Doo where they unmask the villain only to find out it was someone else all along?

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Obese people are roll models.

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I bet God’s email spam box is filled with all the prayers from athletes.

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My smart phone has a lot of capabilities, but none as valuable as being able to pretend I’m on it when I run into someone I know in public.