Tweets by @MrFornicator added on Fun Tweets.

Jan 20 2011 Retweet
Theft solution: Tits. Nobody is thinking about larceny when they're looking at tits. So ladies, help stop crime... show us your tits.
Jan 13 2011 Retweet
Since women are always looking for ways to accentuate their boobs... I'm creating a new line of shirts with attached seat belts.