@NotTooBrad
Thinking about starting an independent pharmacy called "Netflix and Pills". Quality patient care with 24/7 Netflix while you wait. Thoughts?

@NotTooBrad
I can't think of anything worse than an over exaggerator

@NotTooBrad
What's everyone doing for Seis de Mayo?

@NotTooBrad
Make sure to post everything you're thankful for on every social network. Don't want people to think you're ungrateful

@NotTooBrad
We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser