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Sep 7 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet
If you’re gonna sit next to me on a 7am flight and very calmly & casually drink 3 gin & tonics please just have the courtesy to say to me “I’m very scared of flying” or “Life has no meaning”
Aug 9 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet
Best part about eating alone at a restaurant & being on your phone? The moments when you’ve refreshed the feed & there’s nothing new and you realize what a mindless insect you look like, absolutely