@cummyturdBurger
"hoes before hos" --the belief that your garden's needs should always come before your bitch's.

@cummyturdBurger
*forward*reverse*forward* *reverse*forward*reverse*... --someone in an electric wheelchair giving a blowjob.

@cummyturdBurger
Nothing turns me on more than listening to a woman discussing her diet & what she ate today. Except for everything else in the entire world.

@cummyturdBurger
I wonder what the bees inside Wilma Flintstone's vibrator talked about: "Another fight with Fred? Looks like we're working overtime again."

@cummyturdBurger
A real titty bar would only serve milk.

@cummyturdBurger
Most hookers don't give a fuck because it's much more profitable to sell a fuck.