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listeing to the updated version of the "baby its cold outside" song where the guy's trying to convince the woman to leave so he can jack off

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Realizing the food at KFC sucks ass for the 4th or 5th time in my life , and making myself calm by looking up famous quotes about "Chaos"

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can anyone link me some good User Agreements to click yes on,

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cruising the streets of night time in my Hyundai Sonata... looking for drunk drivers to ram into

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if you turn the patterns on their shirts 90 degrees... the trusted REFEREE becomes the despicable PRISONER.... truly life is a fragile Bitch

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"if theres a spicy brown mustard, why not a spicy brown ketchup?" The wise man smiled. "my friend, the condiment you seek is Barbecue Sauce"