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Mar 2 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet
@isabelzawtun
My daughter loves the things she is learning in grade 2, & she woke me up this morning by whispering "I have more bones than you" directly into my ear, so I'm pretty psyched to be raising an extremely powerful science witch
Apr 11 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet
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They say everyone in the world has a doppelganger but what they *don't* tell you is that the two of you have an inverse relationship & the more one of you succeeds, the more the other suffers. Every successful person in the world has tracked down
Mar 25 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet
@isabelzawtun
It doesn't legally count as a proposal unless there is 1 hot air balloon involved. If there are 3 hot air balloons this is called a "king's proposal" & if the other party says no they will be banished. 10 hot air balloons means everyone in the vi
Feb 14 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet
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The most romantic way to propose is to put the ring in their dessert and when they bite it and break their tooth you yell "surprise, babe, you're gonna be my wife and I have DENTAL COVERAGE"