@jakefogelnest
Remember when Twitter used to be a service where I could post something like, "Hello, my name is Doctor Toilet" and get a bunch of retweets?

@jakefogelnest
This question is only for the fellas: You ever kick back in your man cave and think about what a strong feminist ally you are?

@jakefogelnest
I am the worst writer in the world until I finish writing, at which point I immediately become a goddamn genius. This is relatable content.

@jakefogelnest
If your family doesn't accept you this Thanksgiving, remember that you will always find acceptance within your JUGGALO FAMILY.

@jakefogelnest
Today is the 20th anniversary of the genocide in Rwanda, but first... let me take a selfie.

@jakefogelnest
Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in.