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End Piracy? Great all this economy needs is more unemployed pirates.

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Rudolph is the only reindeer who doesn't have a stripper name.

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Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle rarely tip even when the service is good.

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How long do you have to be ignorant before you start experiencing bliss?

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“I have a cure for your burning bush." ”” Moses hitting on the ladies

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Person on this home improvement show said everybody needs "a good screwing surface." Can't argue with that logic.