Tweets by @ronnui_ added on Fun Tweets.

Oct 22 2020 Retweet
KITCHEN TIP: To quickly slice a banana, push it through the strings of an acoustic guitar, and collect the pieces from the built-in banana receptacle.
Oct 7 2020 Retweet
Computers are easy to explain- they are just like the body. Let's start with the processor, that's like the brain. The RAM, this I guess is also like the brain. Now the hard drive, this too is the brain. The video card is more brain. The motherboard, you guessed it- the taint
Aug 18 2020 Retweet
Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"