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After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone.
After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life. My phone.
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The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight.
The CEO of Nutella has died. A memorial dinner will be served straight from the jar, over the sink at midnight.
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A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself.
A juice bar called Just Kale Yourself.
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When an elevator stops at your floor, a nice thing to do is to hug the person next to you and say, “This was fun. Let’s keep in touch.”
When an elevator stops at your floor, a nice thing to do is to hug the person next to you and say, “This was fun. Let’s keep in touch.”
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It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again.
It puts the lotion in the basket. Then it calls the wife to make sure it's the right brand so it doesn't get the hose again.
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The first thing I'm doing with my time machine is telling my past self to only microwave popcorn for 2 minutes max.
The first thing I'm doing with my time machine is telling my past self to only microwave popcorn for 2 minutes max.