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You can tell how important a thing is by if there's a cheese of it: string, important; mars, not important; blue, important; democracy, not

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pooping on a party is still the number one way to poop a party.

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i'm selfie-employed. yes sir i'll make a duck-face. right away sir.

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"why aren't you in school?" "i'm too cool for school, officer." *checks cop computer* "checks out, youre free to go." kid is undercover nerd

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listen here best buy employee, the constitution says I'm entitled to the pursuit of happiness, so i am taking this will smith dvd ok?

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Yo Sandy, before you fuck with New York dont forget what happened to bin Laden.