@steveagee
My dumb friend told me the 'pull my finger' joke ends w you farting, NOT shitting your pants. He's wrong, right? RIGHT???

@steveagee
Your porn name is your first pet and the street you grew up on? So my porn name is Glenn Beck? Fuck that shit!

@steveagee
Oh shit, I have a boner. Time to stop twittering and get on Chatroulette

@steveagee
The more I think about it the more I fucking HATE Rutherford B. Hayes!

@steveagee
I bet Dame Judi Dench has a pretty nice apartment. #cribs