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Dec 26 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet
every holiday gift guide for men: -whiskey stones -record player -grill accessories -random book about sports -bright patterned socks -beard oil -cooler with a built-in Bluetooth speaker -a tool that fits on your keychain -something made of wood
Dec 17 2019 Reply Favorite Retweet
Things I wanted at ten: -mansion -private jet -shopping sprees -to marry prince charming Things I want at thirty: -twice-a-month cleaning lady -refrigerator with a water dispenser -not awful healthcare -premium economy on flights over 3 hours