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Free business idea: Female owned law firm & Japanese restaurant called "She Sue Sushi." (Our lawyers are slammin & so is our salmon)

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"I need some space." - astronaut breaking up with his girlfriend

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I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this.

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What do we want? HEARING AIDS! When do we want them? WHAT?!

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Starting a Mexican boy band named Juan Direction.

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Hurricane update: Thousands left homeless are seeking shelter under Governor Chris Christie.