Tweets by @thebenbrooks added on Fun Tweets.

Jan 27 2011 Retweet
My NY friends complain I never have to shovel in LA. Yeah? You think these heaps of broken dreams will get off the sidewalk themselves?
Nov 1 2010 Retweet
Someone just told me "if you don't believe in Santa Claus, he'll never visit!" So on that note, I no longer believe in cancer.
Aug 31 2010 Retweet
I was just watching some porn and I've got to tell you, I don't think those girls were REALLY studying before they started fooling around.