@FilthyRichmond
Think of how old we're gonna feel when Honey Boo Boo dies from an overdose.

@FilthyRichmond
The cashier at McDonald's was more than happy to warm up some Diet Coke for my baby's bottle.

@FilthyRichmond
I took someone else's coffee at Starbucks because I liked her name better.

@FilthyRichmond
I got tired of our restroom smelling like other people's crap so I placed a chunk of mine behind the hot air vent.

@FilthyRichmond
I remove my license plates before using the McDonald's drive-thru in case I need to throw my drink in the cashier's face.

@FilthyRichmond
You open a massage studio called Human Traffic Fuck Palace and some people will just assume the worst.