@donni
I assume most of braille writing is just shit talking about non-blind people.

@kumailn
The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people.

@the_moonface
What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said "no way God." Then God got all pissed and created suffering?

@Hadzilla
Next on a SPOOKY Friends: Ross invites new girl to Halloween party but Rachel shows up! WITCH one will he choose? Phoebe dies of dysentery.

@IamEnidColeslaw
Today I will be communicating exclusively through farts and meows

@tackie_jackie
Man insisted on pumping my gas. Didn't turn into an euphemism until he squirted all over the side of my car & asked if that's how I like it.