@HillbillyWV1965
Auto correct is my worst enema.

@pizzaminati
who needs people when you got pizza

@MrGoodtakes
A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads.

@electradical
*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*

@TheBlessMess
So many things have made me laugh today but not one of them was funny.

@bridger_w
If I take a bite of your food at a restaurant and your food is better than my food, just be aware that our relationship is now in danger