@casiofootjoy
No internet access in Cairo- Now the country is just called Gypt.
No internet access in Cairo- Now the country is just called Gypt.
@TurboGrandma
The one redeeming thing about wearing a Women's Size 10 shoe is that everyone naturally assumes my dick is enormous.
The one redeeming thing about wearing a Women's Size 10 shoe is that everyone naturally assumes my dick is enormous.
@SCbchbum
Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don’t get her a size S with a gift receipt, you’re an asshole.
Guys, if you buy ANY woman clothing, & you don’t get her a size S with a gift receipt, you’re an asshole.
@ColoradoUgly
Accidentally got two shots of hand sanitizer so if you need me I'll be rubbing my hands together for the rest of my life.
Accidentally got two shots of hand sanitizer so if you need me I'll be rubbing my hands together for the rest of my life.
@T_N_Crumpets
No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up.
No matter how tough you think you are, there's always a closed pistachio ready to mess you up.
@RidiculousSheri
I'm white, but not have good credit white.
I'm white, but not have good credit white.