@RowdyBowden
My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don’t get any help from the therdadeter.
My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don’t get any help from the therdadeter.
@Sarcasmo718
Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever.
Glad the NBA lockout is over. That was like the worst thing that happened to black people, ever.
@VerifiedDrunk
When I retire I plan to study oceanography. (I'll eat like a shark, drink like a fish and lay on the beach like a whale)
When I retire I plan to study oceanography. (I'll eat like a shark, drink like a fish and lay on the beach like a whale)
@OneLinersPlus
I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up.
I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up.
@IAmAntilia
I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying "87 years" wasn't nearly hip enough.
I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying "87 years" wasn't nearly hip enough.
@Coastiefish
They say not to go to the grocery store when you're hungry, but I ran out of food and few days ago, and it's just getting worse. :(
They say not to go to the grocery store when you're hungry, but I ran out of food and few days ago, and it's just getting worse. :(