@brookeperrin
have a safe weekend everyone lol jk hail satan drink poison

@EWWWYUCKY
A WOMAN IS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE THING! Being an equal partner in a loving relationship.

@plemur
I'd like to learn one of those clicking languages from Africa because I get the feeling my knees are trying to tell me something.

@Ty_Schutz
Lotta single women are getting a "What's up?" text right now.

@9to5Life
If you make a new sex position, do you get to name it? If so, I'll call it The Laptop. Internet required, partner is not.

@donni
Let's spend the rest of our next 5 to 7 years together.