@BettyLies
I hope rapidly clicking this arrow on Google Street View counts as jogging.

@yoyoha
"I just launched a new fragrance!" - fun way to announce a fart

@GuyEndoreKaiser
The greatest distance in the Universe is the one between how people think they look in a Hummer limo, and how they actually look.

@EWWWYUCKY
"MY HERO!" "My hero." --Guy who got his sandwich stolen, then saved by a stranger

@kylepollak
When life gives you lemons, make a dress with them. -Lady Gaga

@TheArtOfCharm
Does anyone know how to change the batteries in a dead kitten? Please help.