@ericvdunn
Imagine being in space and floating past all the planets. You could probably go kart on Saturn's rings.
Imagine being in space and floating past all the planets. You could probably go kart on Saturn's rings.
@ThomasComedy
No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!
No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!
@dmc1138
My mom answers her cell phone like she's on a World War II field telephone while under heavy fire behind enemy lines.
My mom answers her cell phone like she's on a World War II field telephone while under heavy fire behind enemy lines.
@trojansauce
how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words
how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words
@Cutlerish
If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself.
If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself.
@jasonmustian
I watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup" for the articles.
I watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup" for the articles.