@pleatedjeans
If you're ever feeling stupid, just remember someone invented a wrench and named it Allen
If you're ever feeling stupid, just remember someone invented a wrench and named it Allen
@the_moonface
It’s too bad Batman’s real name wasn’t Bruce Bates, then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time.
It’s too bad Batman’s real name wasn’t Bruce Bates, then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time.
@donni
Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium.
Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium.
@andymilonakis
White ppl be like "What's the return policy on this umbrella?"
White ppl be like "What's the return policy on this umbrella?"
@sucittaM
Just dropped the kids off at the pool. Totally embarrassed them by peeing on them.
Just dropped the kids off at the pool. Totally embarrassed them by peeing on them.
@rolldiggity
Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?
Anyone else getting sick of their dad constantly bragging that the Zodiac Killer was never caught?