@jephkelley
I bet Billy Joel only needs to type in "Cad" before his phone's dictionary chimes in and recommends "Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac."

@theguydf
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Flat out racism.

@thesulk
I can't believe it's been 5 years since Tyler Perry's Hurricane Katrina.

@swiftenhaal
I became an atheist when I found out there was a religion that prohibited bacon.

@ch000ch
movies never show the part in the ending where the hero drives into the sunset and has to pull down the visor

@DamienFahey
"Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?" - Reality singing competition shows