@TFriss
I wonder if people with speech impediments get receding hair lips as they get older?
I wonder if people with speech impediments get receding hair lips as they get older?
@JennyJohnsonHi5
I'd rather spend my Saturday with the dead arm from '127 Hours' than attend a baby shower.
I'd rather spend my Saturday with the dead arm from '127 Hours' than attend a baby shower.
@badbanana
I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol.
I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol.
@tbhjuststop
what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce
what if it doesnt want to be called hot sauce???? what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce
@xLiserx
*Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* "Oh no! My research!!"
*Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* "Oh no! My research!!"
@EWWWYUCKY
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape.
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape.