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@ericvdunn
Imagine being in space and floating past all the planets. You could probably go kart on Saturn's rings.
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@ThomasComedy
No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!
May 10 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet
@dmc1138
My mom answers her cell phone like she's on a World War II field telephone while under heavy fire behind enemy lines.
Aug 27 2016 Reply Favorite Retweet
@trojansauce
how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words
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@Cutlerish
If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself.
Nov 9 2010 Retweet
@jasonmustian
I watch "2 Girls, 1 Cup" for the articles.
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