@Faux_Ma
Breastfeeding in public is a great way to get hit on. Especially if you forget to bring your baby.

@BlitznBeans
So, what're all of us fortunate people complaining about today?

@jephkelley
I didn't send Christmas cards this year, what with the economy and all. Mostly I'm just lazy, but blaming the economy is so much more fun.

@robdelaney
Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably "bladed" here from 1991.

@designersays
Did you know that a stake through the heart kills humans too?

@SheBanggs
I'm going to get a job at a liquor store just so I can card people & see who's lying about how much they weigh on their ID.