@sadvil
"I'm gonna die. What is happening. Whaaa-ooahh actually that's not bad" - first guy to poop

@_ConorLynn
I will never go bungee jumping. A rubber breaking was the reason I was born, it sure as hell isn't going to be the reason that I die.

@mattwhatsit
You: "Whale you be my Valentuna?" Me: "Dolphinately."

@JimGaffigan
Peel ‘n eat shrimp feels remarkably similar to tear the tail off 'n eat the water cockroach.

@SuSuSuDonym
If Paula Deen's new cookbook isn't titled 'Fifty Shades of Gravy', I'm going to lose a considerable amount of money on the bet I just made.

@BillRN10
Whats a beautiful place like this doing around a girl like you?