@MarylandMudflap
Next time you see your therapist, see how deep into the session you can go by only saying lyrics from Creed songs.

@dandymonkey
Thinking about getting a liver piercing. Gotta stay extreme.

@tastefactory
When parents say to kids "go to ur room & think about what you've done" it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult

@HeatherLuvsYou
"Laughter is the best medicine" -doctor who failed med school

@jasonroeder
For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water.

@dammitbabies
Did it hurt? When I subtly insulted you to lower your self esteem in order to make you subconsciously seek my approval because I am a socio