@jazmasta
A sushi bar but it's just lots of different puppies you can pick up and pet going round on the conveyor belt.
A sushi bar but it's just lots of different puppies you can pick up and pet going round on the conveyor belt.
@JonahTuck
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How the hell did you get in here?"
I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How the hell did you get in here?"
@dubstep4dads
Try The New McDonalds™ Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit
Try The New McDonalds™ Double Bacon Something Whatever I Don't Know Anymore But You're Gonna Eat It Anyways You Fat Piece Of Shit
@Aspersioncast
You know that photo of yourself you really fucking hate, it’ll look great to you in ten years time so don’t delete that shit.
You know that photo of yourself you really fucking hate, it’ll look great to you in ten years time so don’t delete that shit.
@jasonmustian
Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was.
Given that my grandmother's world is upended by soup that is too salty, I can't help but question how bad The Depression REALLY was.
@JimGaffigan
I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career.
I hope popcorn appreciates what the microwave did for its career.