Dec 30 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @ericvdunn Imagine being in space and floating past all the planets. You could probably go kart on Saturn's rings.
Apr 19 Reply Favorite Retweet @ThomasComedy No matter how many Madea movies they make, I believe that Tyler Perry just likes to wear ladies clothes. PERIOD!
May 10 2018 Reply Favorite Retweet @dmc1138 My mom answers her cell phone like she's on a World War II field telephone while under heavy fire behind enemy lines.
Aug 27 2016 Reply Favorite Retweet @trojansauce how come paul simon gets all the first names and art garfunkel just gets random words
Jul 20 2010 Retweet @Cutlerish If life hands you lemons, you are anthropomorphizing. In some way, you've handed those lemons to yourself.