Tweets by @BillMc7 added on Fun Tweets.


Apr 22 Favorite Retweet
BillMc7
Guys, I ran the numbers, and each 1000 Twitter followers adds about as much actual value and happiness to your life as a taco.
Apr 12 Favorite Retweet
BillMc7
Just took a 70% lean meatloaf out of the oven, and now it's supposed to "rest" because in America even our food is fat and lazy.
Apr 11 Favorite Retweet
BillMc7
The good thing about having a lot of followers is that for every thousand there's about one who actually reads your tweets.
Mar 1 Favorite Retweet
BillMc7
I don't think it's by accident that the ceilings in trailer homes aren't high enough to hang yourself from.