@BillMc7
Man, I can hardly wait for none of this to get done.

@BillMc7
Whoever invented "copy and paste" should never have to go more than 2 hours without someone's lips around his wiener.

@BillMc7
MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago.

@BillMc7
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change cuz I don't want to get up and find the remote.

@BillMc7
I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name.

@BillMc7
Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just start talking about what's been going on in your life.