Feb 12 Reply Favorite Retweet @BillMc7 Man, I can hardly wait for none of this to get done. Part of a collection
Jan 16 Reply Favorite Retweet @BillMc7 Whoever invented "copy and paste" should never have to go more than 2 hours without someone's lips around his wiener.
Jan 3 Reply Favorite Retweet @BillMc7 MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago.
Nov 28 Reply Favorite Retweet @BillMc7 God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change cuz I don't want to get up and find the remote.
Oct 18 Reply Favorite Retweet @BillMc7 I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name.
Sep 17 Reply Favorite Retweet @BillMc7 Ladies, if you ever need to fend off an attacker, just start talking about what's been going on in your life.