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Never try to pay a Prostitute with Chocolate covered Ice Cream. Apparently, there ARE limits to what someone will do for a Klondike Bar.

@InsidiousYoink
"I rapidly kidnapped a happily napping kid" is not only a fun tongue twister, but also a Felony! ...or so my lawyer tells me.

@InsidiousYoink
Sometimes I like to sit at the playground & wait for a concerned Mother to ask "Which kid is mine?" I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."