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"You're either going to love me or hate me." - someone you will definitely hate

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"OK, but what if Israel made a falafel so big even God couldn't eat it?" - Bob, engaging in hypotheticals

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What's really throwing me is both candidates' correct pronunciation of "nuclear."

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It's 2012, and Mitt Romney is talking about a flexible work schedule so women can go home and make dinner for their families.

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The waitress just asked, "Still happy over here, guys?" and I'm not sure how to respond.

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It's 2012 and we still don't serve all food in a bread bowl.