@MaraWilson
Wow these two actors have good chemistry *Looks up movie on Wikipedia* Ohhhh, they were fucking
Wow these two actors have good chemistry *Looks up movie on Wikipedia* Ohhhh, they were fucking
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I don’t give a fuck about “moist” but if you ever use the word “delicious” or even “tasty” to describe something that isn’t food I might have to kill you
I don’t give a fuck about “moist” but if you ever use the word “delicious” or even “tasty” to describe something that isn’t food I might have to kill you
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I saw an ad for athleisure wear with a testimonial from a former Lululemon wearer and she said “I haven’t even touched my Lulu since I got these!” and all I could think was “touch my lulu” sounds like some WASPy mom euphemism for masturbation
I saw an ad for athleisure wear with a testimonial from a former Lululemon wearer and she said “I haven’t even touched my Lulu since I got these!” and all I could think was “touch my lulu” sounds like some WASPy mom euphemism for masturbation
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I loved R2-D2 as a kid because I was also short and pissed off
I loved R2-D2 as a kid because I was also short and pissed off
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Whisper "whey protein" into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you
Whisper "whey protein" into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you
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If they somehow magically ever discover another part of the reproductive system, they should name it after Prince
If they somehow magically ever discover another part of the reproductive system, they should name it after Prince