@MikeDrucker
ME: I want to be dead. ALSO ME: I'm excited for lunch.

@MikeDrucker
Every inspirational story in America: "You can do anything if you work hard (as long as you have wealthy parents)."

@MikeDrucker
All of my gaming / network usernames are based on things I thought were funny at 19, and that is my greatest shame.

@MikeDrucker
I am a Renaissance Man in the sense that I'll probably die young of a horrible disease while great discoveries are made around me.

@MikeDrucker
How I learned to stop worrying and be anxious about different stuff instead while still worrying about the first thing.

@MikeDrucker
Hope to get down to a weight where people don't think I have an opinion on movies.