@NotKennyRogers
Forget about a photo ID...I don't think anyone should be allowed to vote in this country unless they can quote at least three lines from "Christmas Vacation."

@NotKennyRogers
Before listening to your opinions on current events, I'm going to first need to check your DVR recordings for reality TV dating shows.

@NotKennyRogers
I'm 97% sure President Reagan would be riding a horse through the Middle East right now punching terrorists in the face.