Sep 16 2014 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley Reading the Cheesecake Factory menu. Don't tell me how it ends!
Sep 27 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley People do not know how to merge into traffic. All you do is yield, look left, close your eyes, and go.
Sep 12 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley Let's pause this conversation until your Transition Lenses catch up.
Feb 3 2013 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley The 49ers are going to be so mad when they find out the Super Bowl was today. Part of a collection
Nov 18 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley I just rode the scariest ride called SPIDER DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING OF MY CAR INTO MY LAP WHILE DRIVING 70 MPH
Nov 10 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts.
Nov 5 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register.
Jul 18 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley My cat ate her breakfast then vomited it all up. I'm a little worried about her health but she does look awesome in a bikini.
Mar 25 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley When I die, I want my ashes scattered in front of the TV.
Mar 17 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley Kiss me, I'm Irish. Also I'm German so don't EVER touch me. Part of a collection
Mar 14 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley Working with underprivileged children is really rewarding because I get to tell people about it.
Mar 1 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley There was a spider in my bathtub so I got a tissue and very carefully burned the house down.
Nov 22 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley I'm so lucky that I get to wake up every day and do what I love. (eat)
Nov 20 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley If I wore these clothes yesterday but no one saw me in them, did I really wear them.
Oct 22 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley My finger just touched a public toilet seat. I don't want to be all dramatic about it so I'll just say goodbye forever.
Sep 11 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones.
Apr 15 2011 Reply Favorite Retweet @RobinMcCauley I don't need anyone with a so-called degree "to" tell me I use quotes wrong.