@RobinMcCauley
Reading the Cheesecake Factory menu. Don't tell me how it ends!

@RobinMcCauley
People do not know how to merge into traffic. All you do is yield, look left, close your eyes, and go.

@RobinMcCauley
Let's pause this conversation until your Transition Lenses catch up.

@RobinMcCauley
The 49ers are going to be so mad when they find out the Super Bowl was today.

@RobinMcCauley
I just rode the scariest ride called SPIDER DESCENDING FROM THE CEILING OF MY CAR INTO MY LAP WHILE DRIVING 70 MPH

@RobinMcCauley
I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts.