@Sadieisonfire
caught my dog smoking weed so I sent her to military school

@Sadieisonfire
working for vice "news" has 2 be pretty easy. you just go do some really stupid shit and write an "article" about it and get paid apparently

@Sadieisonfire
u ever just like,, go 2 the post office in hopes of finding salvation in priority mail flat rate boxes

@Sadieisonfire
what's up guys welcome 2 mtv cribs 2016 edition today we gonna show you how white peoples homes are oppressive

@Sadieisonfire
after a long day of respecting women I like 2 sit down and ponder how I'm goin 2 respect them the next day

@Sadieisonfire
Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar