Tweets by @TheChrisAngel added on Fun Tweets.

Sep 21 2011 Retweet
Remember, I'm not an idiot...I just play one on-OH CRAP I'M ON FIRE! GUYS, HELP! I'M ON FIRE AGAIN! Oh wait...this is just an orange shirt.
Sep 12 2011 Retweet
I'm not sure what 'First World Problems' means so I tried to look it up on my phone but I can't get 3G service here and my life is horrible!
Jun 29 2011 Retweet
The most tedious aspect of my job is the part where I have to jiggle the mouse every 30 minutes to keep the screensaver from activating.