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Heading home early on a Friday to enjoy some quality wifi time

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I will read my horoscope from as many different sources as I need to until I find the one I like

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I can't remember a time I wasn't waiting for my next meal to start

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When someone picks up your call after 3 or 4 rings you should know they were seriously contemplating letting you go to voicemail

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I wish I was a little bit kidding when I say that I just chose peanut M&Ms over regular ones because protein

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So cool!!!! I always stay at The Bergoglio in Vegas