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If we called tomorrow “American President” and Ryan Seacrest hosted it, more people might vote.

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Pinterest is a great place to organize ideas you’ll never follow through on.

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I hope no one tells the kids in Africa we have forums on our computers where we can just complain about stuff.

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I really don't need the Olympics reminding me of how lazy I am.

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Old McDonald had a farm and it grew delicious, non-biodegradable french fries.

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Class action lawsuits are like lottery tickets for people who complain a lot.