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If I'm ever in a coma, don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love.

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My newest million dollar idea involves crowdsourcing. So, who has a million dollar idea for me?

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Million dollar idea: Invest $995,000 in a bank CD.

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"27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism Is Dead" - Journalism

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The last Post-It note in a pack should be a preprinted reminder to pick up more Post-It notes.

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The Sombero. A more restrained sombrero you wear at solemn occasions, like funerals.