badbanana
Being a parent means enthusiastically clapping for a lot of mediocre stuff. It's like being a Coldplay fan.

badbanana
I'm basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie.

badbanana
I've been in this air conditioner duct long enough to have forgotten if I'm the good guy or the bad guy in this building.

badbanana
I cried because my Wi-Fi was slow until I saw a guy stuck talking with his kids because he had no internet at all.

badbanana
Wonder how many novels Stephen King wrote this morning.

badbanana
Hard to concentrate on work with Arbor Day so close.