@blakegriffin23
the 80 year old lady paying w/ exact change and coupons behind me in line is pissed bc the credit card chip reader is taking too long

@blakegriffin23
This debate reminds me of when my bro and I started fighting as kids and we both tried to convince my mom that the other one started it

@blakegriffin23
Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life.

@blakegriffin23
I'm the king of letting my phone ring for a while before I pick it up so it seems like I'm busy