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(to my date after each preview at a movie) the actual film will be much longer than that

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me (after unloading a ton of extremely personal emotional baggage on a complete stranger at a party): im kind of an introvert

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a dude in the stall next to mine said my shoes were cool and asked what brand they were so i said "sorry man im pooping" and he said "jeeze just was asking a question" all offended as if im in the wrong here

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after a nice long day of typing stuff into my nightmare rectangle at work, i like to come home and stare at my portable nightmare rectangle

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(as soon as it's midnight on september 22nd) hell yeah i no longer have to hit up those people i said i'd grab a drink with this summer

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(whispering to my tv remote after i put new batteries in it) as soon as somethin else in the house needs batteries im gona take these from u